The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the power of the succulent game

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to have gravity.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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he power to make mistakes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!