The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!