The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to not care.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to die when you get old

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to have no powers

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!