The power to have an ability.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to be poor for life

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!