The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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Acid tears.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!