The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to become translucent

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to see forever

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power of night-blindness.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to pee out blue

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!