- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to be normal and average

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the power of the succulent game

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to glow while under the sun

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to see the past.

I'm a giant di

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to poop standing up

Pointless Super Powers