The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!