The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to hovertate

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to shrink boobs

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!