- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power of turning butter into concrete.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

Pointless Super Powers