the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to die

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be missed when present.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!