The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!