The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to remember th...

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to be french.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!