- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to die

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power that will grant you no power.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

the power to turn food into shit

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

To have the ability to piss off the police

the power to summon a massive midget

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Pointless Super Powers