- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power... to move you.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

done something sexual with some type of food?

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to erase your own existence.

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

The super power to control paper.

Pointless Super Powers