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The power to turn cake into pie
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The power to Lee when your near a toilet
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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.
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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.
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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.
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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa
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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.
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The power to poo without wiping.
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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.
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The power to enhance your enemy's strength
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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The power to die
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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.
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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet
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The power to fly only one inch off the ground
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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.
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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.
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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..
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The power to be constantly reminded of the game
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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!