- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to digest corn.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to make everything worse

the power to be able to speel ronj

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power of a power of a power of a power

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers