the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Being Aquaman

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!