The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to have hindsight.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!