The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to read this.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!