the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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power to age faster

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to eat bread

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!