- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

Nothing

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Pointless Super Powers