the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the ability to see through air

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to die at will

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to see air

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!