The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to youtube poop

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!