The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!