You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!