- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to make any glass of water into milk

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to look TV

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to burn the sun.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

the power to summon a massive midget

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

Pointless Super Powers