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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.
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The power to turn wine into water
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The power to read terms and conditions
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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes
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The power of gentle breeze
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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on
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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.
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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.
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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....
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the power to sit
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The power to stick your head up your ass
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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy
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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking
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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them
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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.
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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.
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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.
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The power to talk without a tongue
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The ability to grow breasts once a year.
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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.
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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth
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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!