The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to break a Nokia

The power to be stupid reading this.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!