The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!