The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to eat with your butt

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to make money disappear.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!