- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

to zap people but only yourself

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power to walk on land.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to summon a massive midget

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Pointless Super Powers