the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to write a country song

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

the ability to type slower.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!