The power to write a country song

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the ability to type slower.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!