The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to see the past.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!