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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.
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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday
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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.
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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.
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ability to levitate using my fart...
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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes
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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.
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The power to bypass capcha codes
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The power to self destruct
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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."
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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.
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The power to not exercise.
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days
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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.
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The power of learning
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the power to become demented
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The power to be missed when present.
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The power to smell feces from a mile away.
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The ability to smell colors
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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.
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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!