the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!