- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to change your emotions

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to telepathically fold paper.

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Pointless Super Powers