- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to reed a platypus mind.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power of learning

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

Pointless Super Powers