The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power of bad luck

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!