The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to pee any color

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The power of learning

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!