The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to quote memes randomly

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I'm a giant di

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!