- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power of learning

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to enter a coma.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers