The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!