The power to hold your breath when you die

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power... to move you.

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The power to be a human

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!