The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Nothing

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!