The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to see into the present.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!