The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to remember th...

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!