The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to create powers

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the ability to type slower.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the ability to talk to humans

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the ability to die on command

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the power to make glass clear

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!