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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.
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The power to smell through your arse.
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The power to die
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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.
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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!
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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.
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The power to read minds but only when you're alone
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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.
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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back
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The power that will grant you no power.
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The power to think of your death and then you die.
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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.
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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle
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The power to have a unique fart smell
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The power to read terms and conditions
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the power to turn food into shit
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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love
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the power to summon a massive midget
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To have the ability to piss off the police
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The power to lick your balls.
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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.
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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.
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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.
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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!