The power to have a V8

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Nothing

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!