The power to hold your breath when you die

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to punch that like button

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to lick your own balls!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

thumb_up thumb_down -46

the power to inhale and exhale air

thumb_up thumb_down -46

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to predict the present

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to get shot when you're alone

thumb_up thumb_down -50

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The ability to go poop and pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!