The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to not have a brain!

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!