- Pointless Super Powers

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to instantly kill yourself

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to ignore useful information

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!