The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to beathe

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

The ability to be raped.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!