The ability to see into the present.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The ability to jump

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to create another human

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to jump face first

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!