The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to be alone

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power of attracting fired bullets

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to poo without wiping.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!