The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to write a country song

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!