The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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power to age faster

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to eat bread

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!