The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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power to age faster

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!