The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to sit

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to die

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!