the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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to zap people but only yourself

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!