The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to not have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!