The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to see through glass

The ability to not live forever

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to summon earthworms

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to be born again

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The super power to kill yourself at will

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to see the past.

the power to turn wine into water.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!