The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!