- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to die

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to get arrested

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to be heard in space

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to smell water.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Pointless Super Powers