The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!