- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see but only with eyes????

The ability to be raped.

the power to like justin beiber

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to change your eye color.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to fart on a plane.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

Pointless Super Powers