The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to make everything worse

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!