The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to see through horses

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to eat people :D

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The power of bad luck

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The power to commit suicide.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!