The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!