the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!