the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!