- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to control dairy products

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to turn food into shit

The power think five times slower.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Pointless Super Powers