- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

See through invisible people

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to sweeten sugar

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

Infinite knowledge when dead

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to speak to toasters

The power to ejaculate needles.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

Pointless Super Powers