- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

Invisible handwriting.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to sleep for one thousand years

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to change your emotions

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers