The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to not exercise.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to make everything worse

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!