The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to not care.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The ability to talk to dust mites.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

thumb_up thumb_down -43

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

thumb_up thumb_down -43

The ability to go to hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

The Power to Read really Small Words

thumb_up thumb_down -53

The power to die on the spot and not revive

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!