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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.
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The power to die on command.
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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.
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The power to have anything you want that is free.
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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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the power to send text messages while driving
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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.
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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig
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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you
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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.
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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.
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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes
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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go
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The power to reed a platypus mind.
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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.
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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward
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The power of learning
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The power to read the terms of service.
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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!