- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to be missed when present.

the power to get married

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

Pointless Super Powers