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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.
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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.
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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.
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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.
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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.
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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.
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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.
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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.
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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.
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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep
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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)
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The power to speak only one language
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The power to fart on a plane.
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The ability to be poor for life
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human
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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.
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The power to control yourself
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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.
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The power to fly when in something flying
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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room
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the power to turn wine into water.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!