- Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to breathe out of water.

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

Black power

the ability to see through air

To shit bricks.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The power to have no powers

The power to speak only one language

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

swear words -jesse

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!