have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!