The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to not do it.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!