- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a tree.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

the ability to type slower.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to digest corn.

The power to not have any powers

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to make everything worse

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power of a power of a power of a power

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

Pointless Super Powers