The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to change your emotions

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!