The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power of learning

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to control nothing

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!