The power to stick your head up your ass

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to create powers

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the ability to die on command

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the ability to talk to humans

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!