The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to break a Nokia

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!