you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!