The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!