- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The Power to fart glitter

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to chew with your tongue

Pointless Super Powers