- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat people :D

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to commit suicide.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

the power to be infinitely constipated

Invisible handwriting.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

the ability to die on command

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

Pointless Super Powers