The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to not finish your....

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!