the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to die on the spot

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!