The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!