The ability to count to potato

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to drown on land.

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power of self mind control

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!