- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to drown on land.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The ability to not live forever

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to be born again

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

Being alive (until you die).

Pointless Super Powers