The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to die at will

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power of learning

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!