THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be born again

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to do your homework.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!