The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!