The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to misspell

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!