All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to chew with your tongue

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to poo.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!