The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to control yourself

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power of fart helium

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the power to morph into yourself

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!