the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Aweonao

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!