The power to break bones at will.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!