- Pointless Super Powers

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to give the wrong directions

The Power to fart glitter

power to have no power at all

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!