The power to even

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to see the past.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!