- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to die

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

Pointless Super Powers