The power to be missed when present.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to die

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!