The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!