- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The Power to fart glitter

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to die at will

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to die

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to read terms and conditions

Pointless Super Powers