The power to make money disappear.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to be alone

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!