the power to herd cats

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!