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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself
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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life
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the power to breath without thinking about it.
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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered
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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.
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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau
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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)
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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.
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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil
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Nipple Radar.
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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground
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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.
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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.
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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.
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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.
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the power to morph into yourself
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents
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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!