- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to see through clear glass.

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

the power to turn into a tree

Pointless Super Powers