- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to swim on land.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to be alone

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to do nothing

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

power to have no power at all

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The ability to go to hell.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

Pointless Super Powers