The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to lower your own ego.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!