The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the ability to spin gold into straw

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to be french.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power drown in water

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!