The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!