the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

Being Aquaman

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power drown in water

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to not do it.

The power to write a country song

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!