The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the ability to levitate

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Dejavu

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power of 12% levetation

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!