- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to eat food.

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The power to do nothing

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to die at will

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to hurt the people you love

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

Pointless Super Powers