The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power of making your tits smaller

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Black power

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!