- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

power to have no power at all

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to read this.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to die at will

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

Pointless Super Powers