The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to swim on land.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the power to misspell

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to die

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!