The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to become translucent

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power of night-blindness.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to do nothing

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!