- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to turn into a magikarp

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

Th power to be telepathetic

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

Pointless Super Powers