The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to not care.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!