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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.
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The power to fart on a plane.
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The power of having the highest rated comment
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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.
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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.
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The ability to be poor for life
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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!
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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.
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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...
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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go
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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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the ability to invent cheese and toast
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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes
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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...
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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore
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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.
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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.
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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.
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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.
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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.
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The power to talk in Wingdings.
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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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The power to a nokia phone.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!