The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!