- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to speak only one language

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the ability to blow yourself

The power to glow while under the sun

the power of the succulent game

The power to never finish what you sta...

the power to hovertate

The power to shrink boobs

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

Pointless Super Powers