- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to die when you get old

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to chew with your tongue

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to burn the sun.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

See through invisible people

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Pointless Super Powers