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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.
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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school
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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward
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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.
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The power to talk in Wingdings.
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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.
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The power to eat three times a day.
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.
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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.
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The power to be alone
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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face
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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.
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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.
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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid
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The power to kill yourself.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!