The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power of love

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The power to pee any color

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!