The power to turn into random objects

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to see the past.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!