- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to teleport into a wall

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to die

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to dream about being asleep.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to teleport small dogs

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

Pointless Super Powers