The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to write a country song

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!