Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!