- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to have no power.

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to control yourself

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

the power to hovertate

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Pointless Super Powers