The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Being Aquaman

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to misspell

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!