power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!