- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to chew with your tongue

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The ability to be heard in space

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to poo.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power to dislike this power

Pointless Super Powers