The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power of love

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Nope. Just nope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!