the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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being black

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!