The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!