The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!