The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power of the succulent game

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to be born again

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to swim on land.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to be alone

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!