- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to be born again

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to make money disappear.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to see through windows

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

Pointless Super Powers