the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to become translucent

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!