The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to glow while under the sun

the ability to blow yourself

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power of love

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The ability to sweat poop.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to read the terms of service.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to swim on land.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!