- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to break a Nokia

The power of bad luck

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to be blind

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

Pointless Super Powers