The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!