- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The Power to have a bowel movement.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Pointless Super Powers