Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to speak to toasters

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!