- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the terms of service.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to eat three times a day.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to be alone

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

power to have no power at all

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the power to do nothing

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The Power to fart glitter

Pointless Super Powers