the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!